maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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