he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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