Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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