I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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