i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I am puke
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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