I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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