I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Alive.
So much puke
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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