My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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