Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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