ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
