Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Randomize
