I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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