we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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