so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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