saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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