Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
This is my gift to your gina
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize