no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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