I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
As shirtless as possible
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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