honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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