what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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