you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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