if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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