Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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