and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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