I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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