I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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