You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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