why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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