He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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