Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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