At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
this just has baby written all over it
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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