worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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