U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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