It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
did i just pee glitter
soo... how was my night?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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