WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
