butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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