You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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