I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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