bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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