Jerry, you need to find god
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
no, he came in my armpit
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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