have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
God, I missed his penis.
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