If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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