i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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