I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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