Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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