Buhtt sex?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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