READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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