Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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