she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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