is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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