just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
We need to get me chipped asap
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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