Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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