It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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