I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
