She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize