she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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