I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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