wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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